SANJAYA MALAKAR THEORY
SANJAYA MALAKAR THEORY:
I can almost guarantee that Sanjaya Malakar will not be eliminated this evening, March 14, 2007. Dial Idol tell us so, but Dial Idol has been losing its credibility lately with only a 75% accuracy rate. I think the text messages are hurting it.
I really cannot reasonably justify the explanation, but that has not stopped me in the past.
We all agree that Sanjaya is the worst singer imaginable and he makes no effort to better himself. The judges offer advice, but Sanjaya ignores their every recommendation.
In fact, he sings the same songs with the same monotonous tone and shows no concern when the judges crucify him each week. We, at home, are throwing everything and anything we can get our hands on at the television screen...beer bottles, plants, books, drinking glasses, fish tanks, fish, ugh, dirty diapers, children...SHUT HIM UP!!!
My theory is that the Idol Producers have inserted Sanjaya as a prop to confound the audience and viewers. A great move. Remember William Hung? He wasn't under contract and Idol lost millions. Perhaps they decided that they could make some big bucks on a really bad singer as long as he remained in the competition?
I know this is far fetched. I think that Sanjaya may be a really terrific singer disguised as a terrible singer. The back story was that his older sister and him were competing together. Very sweet. She did not make it. They both cried. He is wearing the wedding ring of his "white" grandfather (who is dead) and who was a World War II Veteran. All of America has been suckered. The joke will be on us.
We all know that no one in their right mind is voting for this freak. The hair. The earrings. Idol Producers are placing him in the top 3 week after week (they control the votes anyway) and laughing their fannies off.
My Theory: One night the wig will come off and Michael Jackson will moon walk across the stage singing "Beat It" while fondling himself.
Think about it...Diana Ross is here tonight. Will Michael be far behind?
This is just my personal theory. I know it may be a bit sick, but so am I. However, if Sanjaya does not go home this evening, I just wanted to give you a more plausible explanation than what you may be thinking before you throw that beer bottle at the television screen.
Maybe next week we can say Good Bye to Sanjaya (Michael in disguise)!
I can almost guarantee that Sanjaya Malakar will not be eliminated this evening, March 14, 2007. Dial Idol tell us so, but Dial Idol has been losing its credibility lately with only a 75% accuracy rate. I think the text messages are hurting it.
I really cannot reasonably justify the explanation, but that has not stopped me in the past.
We all agree that Sanjaya is the worst singer imaginable and he makes no effort to better himself. The judges offer advice, but Sanjaya ignores their every recommendation.
In fact, he sings the same songs with the same monotonous tone and shows no concern when the judges crucify him each week. We, at home, are throwing everything and anything we can get our hands on at the television screen...beer bottles, plants, books, drinking glasses, fish tanks, fish, ugh, dirty diapers, children...SHUT HIM UP!!!
My theory is that the Idol Producers have inserted Sanjaya as a prop to confound the audience and viewers. A great move. Remember William Hung? He wasn't under contract and Idol lost millions. Perhaps they decided that they could make some big bucks on a really bad singer as long as he remained in the competition?
I know this is far fetched. I think that Sanjaya may be a really terrific singer disguised as a terrible singer. The back story was that his older sister and him were competing together. Very sweet. She did not make it. They both cried. He is wearing the wedding ring of his "white" grandfather (who is dead) and who was a World War II Veteran. All of America has been suckered. The joke will be on us.
We all know that no one in their right mind is voting for this freak. The hair. The earrings. Idol Producers are placing him in the top 3 week after week (they control the votes anyway) and laughing their fannies off.
My Theory: One night the wig will come off and Michael Jackson will moon walk across the stage singing "Beat It" while fondling himself.
Think about it...Diana Ross is here tonight. Will Michael be far behind?
This is just my personal theory. I know it may be a bit sick, but so am I. However, if Sanjaya does not go home this evening, I just wanted to give you a more plausible explanation than what you may be thinking before you throw that beer bottle at the television screen.
Maybe next week we can say Good Bye to Sanjaya (Michael in disguise)!
posted by Roger | 9:09 PM
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